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By Peter A. Jeffcock

A set of the inadvertent gem stones from teenagers. With this e-book you could omit the limitations of the English language hearken to your youngers - how else could you discover out that after sizzling steam touches a chilly window it makes the steam develop into water droplets. this is often the way you get repayment.

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Then you can change it round and make it sound better. A glossary is shiny. A man who writes books is called Arthur. 41 A PIS OF CAK My favourite book is The Animals Of Farting Wood. If you don’t want to use a full stop you can use an exsitement mark instead. 42 ENGLISH AND THE ARTS 2 words can be joind together by a syphen. A syphen is sometimes called a bash. In last year’s Christmas concert, Linzi played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats and I woud like to have a bigger prat this year.

You can get to France on a train in the Tunnel or you can go on a fairy. People can live in all kinbs of bildings. Most people live in hoses, fats or dungalows. 56 GEOGRAPHY In London you can go around on a speshal train called the tub. There is a famos shop calld Harolds where rich people go. York is Roman town built on the river Ooze. 57 A PIS OF CAK They used to think the earth was fat but it is really round. Its shape is called a spear. You can get across the canal on a ferry or a hoovercraft.

32 HISTORY They used to go down the mine on a lift and ride on a little train with a helmet on until they got to where the coat was growing in the rock. People used to put this coat on their fire. They used to go down the mine on a lift and ride on a little train with a helmet on until they got to where the coat was growing in the rock. People used to put this coat on their fire. 33 A PIS OF CAK I had traveled back in time to the war. I tried to buy a drink but I only had new money on me and it was going to cost me a shitting.

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