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Gene and Linda's marriage ceremony turns out to carry out the simplest in fort Perilous . . . whether that's no longer far better than the worst. while the satisfied groom all of sudden prefers confronting barbarians over pleasing his marriage ceremony visitors, a conflict ensues that may switch his existence, infuriate his bride, and make for one strange marriage ceremony day!
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