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By William R. Evans, Andrew Frothingham

Very good phrases that upload wit and sophistication to each time you elevate your glass. pattern toasts: neighbors & Friendship: To our greatest pals, who understand the worst approximately us yet refuse to think it. Generosity: lifestyles 'em excessive and drain 'em dry to the man who says, "My flip to buy!" golfing: To golfing, the main tricky and masochistic recreation on this planet, that could be why golfing spelled backward in flog. Happiness: may perhaps we feel free and our enemies understand it. playing: lifestyles is composed now not in preserving sturdy playing cards, yet enjoying these you carry good. Politics & Politicians: To Washington, our country's capital, the place the roads, and every thing else, pass round in circles.

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Lil: Small. ''That Ii! " Like to: Almost. ,lfII0 A . - ... 19WA~E . D) 54 55 I po Lowance: A weekly sum of money paid to children in rhe hope of inducing reasonably good behavior. " M Ma'am (and Suh): Archaic terms of courtesy and respect Southern children once were taught to use when addressing their elders. " Mah: Possessive petsonal pronoun. " Mahty raht: Correct. "You mahty raht about that, Awficer. " Make out: Yes, it means that in the South, toO, but it also means finish your meal. "You chirren (children) hav'n't had nearly enough to eat.

RafHe: A long-barreled firearm. " Rahtnaow: At once. "Linda Sue, Ah want you to tell that boy it's time to go home and come in the house rahtnaow. ┬╗ Rahts: Rights. " Rawsin: The sap that oozes from pine trees. " Reckon: An expression of supposition or intent. " Reckonize: The realization of seeing something familiar. " Recud: Round pieces of plastic that emit music when played on a stereo. "That's a nice recud. " 72 73 Redbugs: Chiggers. " Retch: To grasp for. " Rench: To wash off soapy water wirh clear water.

Not all fishetmen are lars. " Lekshun: A political contest. " Law: Police, or as Southerners pronounce it, PO-Ieece. "We better get Out of here. " Lawg: Part of a tree trunk. "It's phrasin (freezin') in here. " Lawst: To be unsure of one's location. "This road don't go nowhere. " Layin' up: Resting or meditating. Or as Southern Let alone: Much less. " Let on: To indicate knowledge of, either by word or action. " Libel: Likely to. " women usually put it, loafing. "Cecil didn't go to work today'cause of a chronic case oflaziness.

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