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By Dave Barry

TAKE YOUR trip information FROM DAVE BARRY, a man who's quite GONE!

Complete with maps, histories, old fashioned neighborhood evidence (France's nationwide undies altering Day is March 12), music lyrics, worthy tricks on the best way to get via Customs (all bugs needs to be spayed), and tidbits from Dave Barry's personal fond holiday nightmares, DAVE BARRY'S basically trip advisor YOU'LL EVER desire is simply that. You'll locate every little thing you want to comprehend during this awfully entire reference, including:

- Air shuttle (Or: Why Birds by no means glance really Relaxed)
- touring as a relatives (Or: No, we're not There Yet)
- touring in Europe ("Excuse me! the place is the large Mona Lisa?")
- camping out: Nature's means of selling the lodge

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