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By Neil Forsyth

This is often an hilarious selection of e mail exchanges starring the anti-hero of unsolicited mail, Bob Servant, now republished with formerly unreleased fabric. unsolicited mail is the plague of the digital age, comprising ninety% of all emails despatched and conning over GBP150m a 12 months from British sufferers. Into this wave of corruption steps the courageous determine of Bob Servant - a former window purifier and cheeseburger rich person with a love of wine, ladies and music in addition to a prepared feel of reasonable play. This wickedly humorous and unique publication good points the anarchic exchanges among Bob and the hapless junk mail retailers. As they provide Bob misplaced African hundreds of thousands, Russian brides and get-rich-quick scams he responds via generously supplying a few outlandish schemes of his personal. The spammers can have breached his firewall, yet they've got met their fit as Bob Servant rises heroically to the problem, and sows confusion in his wake.

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For an inferior in rank to be superior in intellect abases them, and they will dislike him for it accordingly. Hints on Etiquette - S-T-R-E-T-C64 64 64 27/07/2005 11:21:39 Advice to Tradespeople By tradespeople I do not mean merchants or manufacturers, but shopkeepers and retailers of various goods, people are who will do well to respectable remember that people are in their own respectable in their own sphere only sphere only, and that when they attempt to step out of it they cease to be so.

Wet a corner of your napkin, and wipe your mouth, then rinse your fingers; but do not practise the filthy custom of Hints on Etiquette - S-T-R-E-T-C35 35 35 27/07/2005 11:21:34 HINTS ON ETIQUETTE gargling your mouth at table, albeit the usage prevails amongst a few, who think, because it is a foreign habit, it cannot be disgusting. * Never pare an apple or a pear for a lady unless she desire you, and then be careful to use your fork to hold it: you may sometimes offer to divide a very large pear with a person, or for them.

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