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By Tom Reynolds

What occurs at the back of closed (ambulance) doors

Meet Tom, an Emergency clinical Technician for the London Ambulance carrier. it's Tom who exhibits as much as choose up the under the influence of alcohol tramp, the center assault sufferer and the pregnant girl who desires to visit medical institution in an ambulance simply because she doesn't are looking to name a taxi. Tom can also be a guy who rails opposed to the bias of all of it, who bemoans the country of the NHS and who ridicules the pursuits that country that if the ambulance arrives inside 8 mins and the sufferer dies it's a luck and if the ambulance arrives in 9 mins and the patient's existence is stored it's a fail.

Welcome to the topsy-turvy global of the emergency companies. From the tragic to the hilarious, from the heart-warming to the terrifying, Blood, Sweat and Tea 2 is jam-packed with interesting anecdotes that veer from tragic to hilarious; heart-warming to terrifying and Tom deftly leads the reader via a rollercoaster of emotion.

In the bright and bestselling Blood Sweat and Tea Tom offers a desirable – and from time to time alarming – photo of lifestyles in inner-city Britain and the folk who're paid to mop up after it.

Captures the thrills, heartbreak and frustrations of drugs in a fashion that resonates with readers all over the world.

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