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By Joshua Piven, David Borgenicht

Turkey on fireplace? No plans for brand new Year's Eve? Obnoxious family members headed your method? The authors of the best-selling The Worst-Case state of affairs Survival Handbook are the following that will help you live on the hazards of the vacation season, from Thanksgiving to New Year's Day. easy methods to rescue anyone caught in a chimney, continue to exist the place of work vacation occasion, and break out a runaway parade balloon. Expertly take care of a meddling mother or father, silence a gaggle of carolers, and deal with a tongue caught to a frozen pole. Illustrated, step by step directions consultant you thru those and dozens of alternative festive situations. With a precious appendix of vacation excuses, last-minute reward rules, and artistic drink recipes for while the liquor runs out, this is often actually the ideal vacation ebook.

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Holidays (Worst Case Scenario)

Turkey on hearth? No plans for brand new Year's Eve? Obnoxious relations headed your manner? The authors of the best-selling The Worst-Case state of affairs Survival guide are the following that will help you continue to exist the risks of the vacation season, from Thanksgiving to New Year's Day. rescue an individual caught in a chimney, live to tell the tale the place of work vacation occasion, and get away a runaway parade balloon.

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88 A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulled up at a bus stop where two Americans were waiting. ’ he asked. The two Americans just stared at him. He tried again. ’ The two Americans continued to stare. ’ asked the Swiss. No response. ’ he ventured. Still nothing. The Swiss man then drove off, disgusted. ’ said the other. ’ Some Rejected State Slogans: 89 Alabama: Literassy Ain’t Everything. Ya Want Fries With That? 90 Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong. 91 California: As Seen On TV. 92 Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.

I’ll just hang your parka over it until it’s paid . ’ ALCOHOL 56 A guy went to a doctor and said: ‘I’m having problems with sex. ’ The doctor asked him what he drinks when he goes to the pub. ‘Er, lager,’ he replied, bemused. ‘Ha, that’s your problem,’ said the doctor. ‘Lager shrinks things. ’ Two months later, the man returned to the doctor’s with a big smile on his face. He shook the doctor warmly by the hand and thanked him. ’ said the doctor. ’ 57 When are beer and your mother-in-law at their best?

The American blew a huge bubble and grinned. ‘We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. ’ The Canadian listened in silence, but the American persisted. ’ The Canadian sighed. ’ Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said: ‘We don’t. ’ Now it was the Canadian’s turn to smile. ‘We don’t. ’ 85 What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? – A Northern fairytale starts, ‘Once upon a time . ’ A Southern fairytale starts, ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit .

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